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Webb Report: Can you eat a grackle? An investigation

There I was, drinking my morning coffee and seeing what Austin was chattering about Thursday morning, when I searched Google for “can you eat grackles.”

It wasn’t a last-ditch stab at finding breakfast. It was a question originally posed by a user on the Austin subreddit (hi, y’all): “Has anybody in here ever eaten a grackle? Asking for a friend.”

I needed to know the answer. The merry band of local redditors responded with a bird-induced brio that, while not necessarily helpful, did give the great and mighty grackle the respect it deserves as Austin’s most repellent and ubiquitous bird.

  • u/RichardStinks: “You will NOT absorb the powers of Austin by eating grackles.”
  • u/MrMooMooDandy: “You could go shopping at HEB and not spend a dime.”
  • u/Krankie: “Yes. They taste like french fries and cigarette butts. Best cooked in August at high sun, on an HEB asphalt parking lot flat grill.”

The culinarily adventurous folks who said they had indeed dined on the flesh of Satan’s parakeet, whether telling the truth or not, offered reviews ranging from “A trash bird that eats trash? Tastes like trash” to “Tasted like lean dark meat.”

Unsatisfied with Reddit anecdotes but grateful for the call to a quest, I searched for a verified account of whether grackle fricassee is A Thing That You Can Do. My findings: inconclusive, and as I learned, perhaps irrelevant. (Not that I, y’know, was going to eat one for real.)

But the search led me to find out more about the Lovecraftian talon monsters than I bargained for. So, consider some feathery trivia:

It’s illegal to kill grackles: According to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, all wild birds that migrate through or are indigenous to Texas are protected from harm. The department’s website says a permit is not required for the “control” of grackles “when these birds are considered a nuisance or causing a public health hazard,” barring any local or county prohibition. That would not include a urban game hunting, Elmer Fudd.

Not that it matters much. According to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service website, the common grackle is one of the birds protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act. The act makes it illegal to “take, possess, import, export, transport, sell, purchase, barter, or offer for sale, purchase, or barter” any feathered creatures under its protection.

They are actual beautiful members of the animal kingdom and not, in fact, mean-eyed gargoyles: Some highlights from the Audubon listing for this majestic horror of the skies, the great-tailed grackle …

  • Grackles are omnivorous. As you likely know, they’re not afraid to steal food.
  • Their eggs are pale greenish blue, marked with irregular brown, gray and black spots. Baby great-tailed grackles (the ones you’re probably seeing in parking lots) are incubated and fed by the female only, unlike their common grackle cousins, who have dispensed with the toxic shackles of the bird patriarchy when it comes to feeding their young.
  • They’ve been known to eat other adult birds. Be thankful grackles are not human-sized.
  • The male’s courtship ritual includes puffing out its feathers, spreading its wings and tail a bit and making “harsh calls.” Happy to know it’s not just me taking that approach.

They were here before you were: Grackle/human cohabitation predates the Spanish conquest of Mexico, according to KUT, back to when the Aztecs brought them along to what’s now Mexico City. The Aztecs thought the grackles’ iridescent feathers were rad.

At. What. Cost.

The radio station also reports that the birds’ habit of conquering grocery store parking lots looks an awful lot like the behavior of their Mexican brothers and sisters, who tend to take over shade trees in large public spaces, too. They love their wide-open spaces.

Austin has long had it out for these valkyries of the Hill Country: In the late 19th century, children living near Austin were encouraged to further their marksmanship skills on grackles, KUT reports. In the 1990s, the facilities staff at the University of Texas also attempted to scare hordes of the birds away with rifles firing blanks. Some things never change, when it comes to beak demons terrorizing UT.

Our bark is worse than our bite: Like any family, Austin complains about grackles just as much as it loves them. As Vice points out, Austin Community College students were once called grackles before their mascot was the Riverbat. And of course, there’s the Grackle bar in East Austin.

Hard to eat something when you know it so well, isn’t it? Also: Please do not try to eat a grackle. That’s horrible.


Marking 100 years in publication, Forbes compiled a list of the 100 “greatest living business minds.” Texas didn’t go without its share of recognition.

Six Texans, half of whom are from Austin, were included on the list and shared tales of their business savvy and experiences:

  • Jerry Jones: The magazine calls the Dallas Cowboys owner a “oil wildcatter, football revolutionary.”
  • T. Boone Pickens: The Dallas oilman discusses his philosophy on being “bullish.”
  • H. Ross Perot, Sr.: Forbes calls the Dallas entrepreneur a “data pioneer,” and he stresses the importance of believing in big ideas.
  • Michael DellAustin’s “dorm room legend” talks about the growing importance of artificial intelligence and what role it will play in the future of business.
  • Robert SmithAustin’s Vista Equity founder talks about how crucial human relationships are to success.
  • John Paul Dejoria: The hair care and tequila maker is a self-made billionaire two times over.

— Amanda O’Donnell, American-Statesman staff

A Game MAN

It won’t be mass produced by Nintendo, but there’s a new Game Boy out there in the world. And it’s perfect for large adult sons (or giants, or people with long arms).

The Largest Game Boy is the brainchild of 21-year-old Ilhan Ünal, a student and software developer from Brussels, Belgium. It looks exactly like the original Game Boy from 1989, with two twists — it’s 3 feet tall and 2 feet wide, and it’s fully functional.

That’s right, it can play any original game cartridge that went with the original Game Boy. Good luck getting Frogger across the street when you have to move your arms instead of just your thumbs to press the buttons.

The Game Boy’s size has already earned it a Guinness World Record for (what else?) the Largest Game Boy. Right now it looks like the machine is being housed in Belgium, with no current plans to come to America.

— Jake Harris, American-Statesman staff

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