A statue honoring the homeless? I guess that’s OK. How about a statue honoring the taxpayers in this town? You know, the ones who keep getting hit with what I call the “only taxes,” as in “it’s only $7 more a month,” or “it’s only $100 more a year,” etc., year in and year out. Wait — I have a better idea. Let’s have statues of all seven City Council members, and put them in front of City Hall. The pigeons need a wider variety of choices. Hopefully we will have that, too, next year.
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