You’re probably wondering why Kim Jong Un wants to nuke Austin, of all places.
A North Korean map showing missile trajectories last week made it appear that the North Korean dictator plans to take out L.A., Washington and the Music Capital of the World. Washington and L.A. you could understand. Washington and L.A. have critical targets an enemy would want to flatten. L.A. has Grauman’s Chinese Theatre and Washington has those fat guys who dress up like old ladies at Redskins games.
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