So far, and it’s still kind of early, the best line about Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst’s ham-handed, failed attempt to spring his nephew’s wife from jail came from an unexpected source — your Texas Department of Agriculture.
“Dew’s call to Allen PD sounds like Anchorman Ron Burgundy: ‘I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal. People know me,’” tweeted Texas Ag Commissioner Todd Staples, who’s running against Dewhurst in next year’s GOP lieutenant governor primary.
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