A high-flying “Titanic” rip-off teaches us there’s no room in blimp steerage for dancing; Gilbert Gottfried’s wife gets some much-needed peace and quiet; and the most powerful man in the Dubya White House gets the documentary treatment — here’s what to watch and what to avoid on television this week:
Monday: “The Bachelor” 7 p.m., ABC: Sean chooses the winner of the game — and future mother of his children — in tonight’s Season 17 finale.
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