Super Bowl tie-in programming throws a Hail Mary pass, the president preempts and PBS hawks Hawking. Here’s what caught my eye on television this week:
Sunday: “Pro Bowl,” 6:30 p.m., NBC: Aloha! The NFL’s All-Star game kicks off from Honolulu.
“The Bachelor: Sean and Catherine’s Wedding,” 7 p.m., ABC: “Nuptials” always sounded like a dirty word to me, but that’s OK — it is “The Bachelor.”
“Grammy Awards,” 7 p.m., CBS: Pop (and rock, and hip-hop, and country, etc.) goes your television as LL Cool J hosts with performers Taylor Swift, Stevie Wonder and others.
Monday: “Independent Lens,” 9 p.m., PBS: Tonight’s episode takes a look at Arizona’s controversial immigration laws, but we’ll need to see your papers before you can watch it.
Tuesday: “Dads,” 7 p.m., Fox: Oh, my — it’s so funny when two straight guys are mistaken for a gay couple. No, wait — that’s not funny at all.
“State of the Union Address,” 8 p.m., all broadcast and some cable news networks: So, uh … how we doin’?
“The Capones,” 9 p.m., Reelz: This new series follows Al Capone’s descendants, who run a suburban Chicago restaurant. I’ll bet that place is mobbed.
Wednesday: “Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials 2014,” 7 p.m., CBS: A look back at and a preview of, let’s face it, the sporting event’s main draw.
“Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond,” 9 p.m., BBC America: This four-part miniseries dramatizes the life of author Ian Fleming.
“American Horror Story: Coven,” 9 p.m., FX: Season 3 concludes with a new Supreme, and it’s not Diana Ross.
“Hawking,” 9 p.m., PBS: This profile of physicist Stephen Hawking looks back at his childhood and brilliant career.
Thursday: “Rake,” 8 p.m., Fox: I don’t watch this show, but that’s just because likable former “Talk Soup” host Greg Kinnear basically plays unlikable former “Daily Show” host Craig Kilborn.
“Saturday Night Live Presents a SNL Sports Spectacular,” 8 p.m., NBC: Yeah, it’s a long title. Thanks for tuning in — that’s all we have time for. G’night!
“Two and a Half Men,” 8:30 p.m., CBS: The only time you’ll ever see me mention this show is when Carl Reiner, Tim Conway, Garry Marshall and Steve Lawrence guest star on the same night.
Friday: “The Carrie Diaries,” 7 p.m., CW: I hope you enjoy the second-season finale, because it’s probably the series finale, too.
“Great Performances,” 8 p.m., PBS: Christopher Plummer portrays actor John Barrymore in this film version of the Tony Award-winning play.
Saturday: “NFL Honors,” 7 p.m., Fox: Alec Baldwin and others present awards to the league’s top players and maybe Baldwin commits a personal foul (no spoilers, just history).