In early February, an enterprising, anonymous jokester created the wickedly funny Twitter handle SXSW Partyzzzzz, a compendium of farcical South by Southwest parties. Like all the best parodies, the handle’s so funny largely because it’s so horribly, tragically true.
A representative highlight: “Mumford and Sons is performing the McDonald’s jingle to all drive-thru customers! RSVP by thinking about getting bangs, but not being sure!” Another, for good measure: “Louis CK will grumpily eat an entire Home Slice pizza alone on the corner of 12th and Lavaca! RSVP by buying a typewriter for appearances!”
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