“Machete kills,” U.S. President Rathcock says during, um, “Machete Kills.” “That’s what he does.”
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Starring: Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Demian Bichir
Rating: Rated R for strong bloody violence throughout, language and some sexual content
Running time: 1 hour, 47 minutes
Theater: Alamo Lakeline, Alamo Village, Barton Creek Square, Cinemark Galleria, Cinemark Round Rock, Cinemark Southpark Meadows, Cinemark Stone Hill Town Center, City Lights, The Domain, Gateway, Highland, Lakeline Mall, Moviehouse & Eatery, Starplex, Tinseltown Austin, Tinseltown Pflugerville, Westgate.