Dante never wrote about it, but there is such as thing as Movie Purgatory (or Cinema Purgatorio, if you will).
In Cinema Purgatorio, your fellow patrons are always checking their cellphones as the movie plays. They talk during the picture without ever shouting anything funny. The popcorn is stale, the soda flat, the floor disturbingly sticky.
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