These ‘roses are red’ tweets are the best part of Valentine’s Day


Valentine’s Day usually goes one of two ways for people. Either you are dating someone and get to enjoy some extra special attention... or you’re single.

And hey, there’s nothing wrong with that! 

Everyone knows the famous “roses are red, violets are blue” poem, and on Valentine’s Day, some Twitter users put their own spin on the saying. 

Some people weren’t super into the holiday... 

...while others saw the opportunity to take some creative license. 

Whether you’re with or without a significant other today, have a happy Valentine’s Day! I leave you with my own poem:

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
candy is half off tomorrow,
you know what to do. 


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